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An Honest Review of The First Trimester of Pregnancy

Pregnancy is, by far, the strangest thing I have ever been through. It’s like I’ve lost my mind & can’t quite find it.  I got lost in the public restroom the other day. Instead I tried to walk into a nursing room, where I was kindly told I was going the wrong way.  I ugly cried in front of someone I had barely met. Thankfully it was at church & she immediately started praying for me and comforting me. I hope God blesses her all her life because she changed my whole pregnant day around. You must also know there are two different kind of cheese sticks in our fridge which have basically kept me alive.  Along with toast. My tummy does not look pregnant in a cute way; it looks pregnant in a bloated whale kind of way. I’m stuck between hiding it and hoping it’s not noticed and putting a hand on it hoping people will assume I’m pregnant. Which is a dangerous thing to do, people. My digestive system has quit on me. Weird stuff, friends. I can barely jog with...